mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

(via repress)

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

(via nicodidevilo)

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

(via nicodidevilo)

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

(via nicodidevilo)

brendonbrandon:

jellyfishonanescalator:

ihaveavaginajustsaying:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Guys.

It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.

But wont the elastic bend the book?

only if your book is a fucking pansy

(via nicodidevilo)

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

(via nicodidevilo)

contagioushappiness:

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

(Source: chattercrow, via dahellions)