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kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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"I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life."

- Unknown (via psych-facts)

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tbraysphotos:

Welcome back, David Price
killergoth:


take me here on our first date

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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bogleech:

shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

It’s a little white and pointed for a fedora really

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